Please fill out this form to become a member of the Granny News Team FORM Note that you are able to apply for multiple positions. You can also join our discord 

OPEN POSITIONS

📝 Writing & Reporting MOST IMPORTANT 

1. Satirical News Writer
   Writes full fake news articles, stories, or blurbs with a sharp, funny edge.
   
   

2. Headline Writer
   Crafts short, eye-catching, outrageous headlines (can work with other writers).
   
   

3. Opinion/Editorial Contributor
   Writes first-person rants, open letters, or fake opinion pieces (Frank Ocean Truthers welcome).
   
   

4. HOA Reporter
   Covers fictional or real HOA-related madness with dramatic flair.
   
   

🎨 Visual & Design

5. Graphic Designer
   Makes thumbnails, fake logos, diagrams, or funny Photoshop edits.
   
   

6. Layout Designer
   Helps organize the Google Site pages, sections, article spacing, etc.
   
   

7. Meme Creator
   Designs memes for posts, promos, and social media.
   
   

📢 Outreach & Marketing

8. Social Media Manager (NEEDED)
   Runs Instagram, TikTok, or X (Twitter), posts headlines, memes, article links.
   
   

9. Promoter/Recruiter
   Shares Granny News around schools, groups, Discord servers, etc.
   
   

10. Reader Submissions Manager
    Handles or organizes article suggestions and public input.
    
    

⚙️ Tech & Strategy

11. Site Editor / Page Manager
    Helps manage page creation and formatting inside Google Sites.
    
    

12. SEO Tweaker
    Writes meta descriptions or smart tags to help Granny News show up in searches.
    
    

13. Analytics & Feedback Guy
    Tracks views, reactions, what articles pop, what people like or bounce from.
    
    

🎭 Creative & Weird

14. Fake Ad Writer (NEEDED)
    Writes the "sponsored by adult diapers" style ads for comedic filler.
    
    

15. Interview Actor / Roleplayer
    Pretends to be characters (may write fake quotes or text interviews).
    
    

16. Cultural Satire Researcher
    Brings ideas from the news, politics, school, HOAs, or celeb culture to parody.