American Physician & Green Party Political Candidate, Jill Stein, has reportedly “launched a coup” on all banana bread. This comes after Butch Ware, Stein's 2024 running mate pick, announced on X that he will be joining Stein in her “Coup.” Ware made this tweet: “I HATE BANANA BREAD STEIN, ME, AND ALL OF THE GREEN PARTY ARE GOING TO DESTROY ALL BANANA BREAD. BANANA BREAD IS EVIL AND SMELLS LIKE THE TWO-PARTY SYSTEM!!!!!”
This tweet was met with harsh criticism by multiple large figures such as Justin Amash, Rihanna, and even Bill Gates. Justin Amash said on X, “Me and my Wife both deeply enjoy banana bread, while we agree that the two party system is flawed, we will continue to enjoy banana bread. Stein you have once again failed.”
Rihanna said in an exclusive Granny News interview, “Ohh no she didn't say that did she? Man I make banana bread for RZA and Riot all the time! What did banana bread ever do to her?!”
Even Bill Gates made a statement on Minecraft: “I'm gonna add banana bread to Minecraft!”
Stein has not made a statement on any of this controversy, but Granny News will continue to monitor.