A few hours ago, on Wednesday, August 27th, Donald Trump signed an official executive order dubbed "The Release." The Release is a small executive order which Trump reportedly wrote the bill "The Second I Woke Up." JD Vance was also at the signing with earbuds in, "Bumping The New Rihanna," which was met with confusion to the people who didn't read the executive order. The Release reportedly forces music into the hands of the public, confusing officials and delighting fans alike.

The executive order lists several music artists such as Rihanna, A$AP Rocky, Frank Ocean, and more. These artists have begun "Leaking" their upcoming music, as the speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, said at a conference. The new cover for Rihanna's new album has been released; the album dubbed "ANTI: Dark Edition."