Last Night, on August 24th, Roblox CEO and Co-Founder David Brent Baszucki was caught writing FanFiction in New Jersey. Brave citizen Robert Roadero caught Baszucki in the act in Grannysvile, New Jersey.

According to the police report, David entered the café at 5:32. Robert entered around 5:40 and recognized the Roblox CEO from a recent online petition he saw on X. Due to the petition having over 900 million views, it is a surprise no one at the café noticed David there.

David ran off after being caught, tripping over his laptop charger and exposing his laptop in front of the high-quality security camera. The screenshot read: “Kendrick Lamar softly twirls his hair into a curl as Tyler, The Creator does the Gobbi Toilet Schuffle.”

David has received several rounds of criticism for this. Some protesters on FourChan found the draft with a tenquie on the website David was writing on, called “Fanswap.” David submitted his draft writings to be “swaped.” This happened, and the full writing was leaked. It is too graphic to be posted here—even a link—but you can find it online.