Yesterday, on August 22, 2025, at 5:37 PT, Barbadian singer Rihanna was reportedly found “alive” in her Californian home, “well.” The singer issued a public tweet about the incident reading:

I AM ALIVE

However, not everyone is convinced. Californian conspiracy theorists think otherwise. Dan Renolds of San Francisco, an avid Rihanna fan, had a few exclusive words to share with us at Granny News. We conducted an interview with him-here it is:

Reporter: Hello Renolds. First question: why do you think Rihanna is “dead”?

Renolds: Well, that’s just plain and simple—she hasn’t dropped music in years. And a personal tweet after all those corporate things? Seems odd.

Reporter: But sir, she released a video on Twitter literally yesterday: “The Art of Packing, If You Hate Packing!” as an ad for Savage x Fenty.

Renolds: You don’t know what AI can do nowadays!

Reporter: Yes I do, sir—I have a degree in Computer Science and study AI.

Renolds: Let’s see, Clanker!

(Renolds then took out a realistic water gun and “shot” our reporter with it. Our security guard then grabbed his taser and tasered Renolds)